GIVE PWC A CHANCE!

The PWC diet (pronounced, pweece) I made it up myself. It consists of pizza, wine and cheese.

I started it last night. You can eat as much as you want and you are allowed to follow the main courses (PWC) with cheese and biscuits or fingerfulls of whatever is lying around the fridge from the last few days. 

Roaming in the fridge

Ok, I haven’t seen any results yet, but it’s still early days and unrealistic to think that I will. Good things take time, Rome wasn’t built in a day and all that. 

Surely common sense says that in order to take it off, you have to put it on. Yes?

That will be my selling point, Give PWC a chance, that’s what I say. 

 Shoot the Photographer

And the reason I’m inflicting this horrendous regime on myself? I’m having my photo taken on Sunday, well, actually it’s a bit posher than that, the photographer called it, ‘a photoshoot.’ None of your rubbish. I have to look good for the promotion of my new record, ‘This is What the Fuss is All About'. I'm very reluctant to do it but fortunately he told me the camera does lie, which must be a good thing. Wish me luck!